The humorous post. (Adult supervision required)

P.s# You never cease to put a smile on my face

So yeah, imperfection is what makes up perfection but why oh why do we still perfection minus the flaws then?? We are only human :)

My funny bone is REALLY working today. I posted up some church jokes in my other blog. What's SO FUNNY is that these church jokes happened partly because my mum and a few of my church members wanted to "get back" at my pastor for his dreary sermons :) http://moonwillowshia.blogspot.com/ (If and ONLY if you want to read it) :)


Okie. This is why I should not become a column adviser. I'm sarcsatic!!

Case number 1:
Dear Moon, I think my wife is having an affair. I think she may not feel the same way I do anymore. I also don't think I satisfy her in bed anymore. I'm currently on anti depression pills but they don't seem to be working. Please Moon, please help me. I'm really upset and my hair is falling out. I even went to the point that I had to use a bird's nest on my head as a wig to cover up my lack of hair. My pubic hair is dropping too :(

By: Mr depressed.

My reply: Dear Mr depressed, your wife is having an affair?? STEP IT UP!! You probably bore her to death or get her so mad because you forget her birthday, and even her name sometimes!! Try Viagra. It works. Or you should come to Malaysia and buy some "Tongkat Ali". Pronounced as AH-LEE. Depressed?? Try Morphine or Prozac. They're stronger medicines. Hair dropping?? Buy a wig. Or make one out of horse hair. Just cut off a horse's tail when it's sleeping. Pubic hair dropping?? Take a glove, dye it black and stick on some dog's hair using super strong super glue. Then cut off one of the fingers and slip your genitalia into it. It'll look like pubic hair again :)

Newspaper headlines: Man committed suicide after renowned newspaper columnist drives him to insane depression. HAHA!! I'm SO STARTLING!! haha.

I'll post more of my lunatic ordeals IF AND ONLY IF you readers comment and give me your feedback :)

Toodles,
Love your insane columnist, Moon.