Epic Miss Moon again :)

Miss Moon case# 4.

Dear Miss Moon,
I get high on sugar, coffee, anything nice. Even music. I actually go around jumping, singing, dancing and even screaming my lungs out after a cup of coffee or a pack of sweets. I generate a lot of stares. It's annoying. My boyfriend doesn't really like it. Plus I love ice cream!!

I can't help it, I'm SO addicted to ice cream :( I love sugar, it gives me a really nice adrenaline rush. Also, when I get high on alcohol, I start dancing on bar tops. Once, I got so high on Vodka and I started dancing on the bar top. I was wearing a super short micro mini skirt and a leopard print thong. I realized people were taking pictures only after I won a bucket of Tiger beers for being the best sexy dancer. I also realized after the pictures came out that I didn't shave and my pubic hair was sticking out all over. It looked like a bush, overgrown and unruly. Shucks.

Oh Miss Moon, please tell me what I should do to stop getting high all the time. Are there such things as depressant pills?? I mean, sometimes, ALL I have to do is to put on my earphones and I'd start raving like a mad baboon. Help me.

Miss Hyperactive.

My reply:

Dear Miss Hyperactive, why don't you smoke some weed after you wake up each morning?? Getting stoned means less hyperness in your blood. I pity you. I used to have that hyper syndrome last time.

Also, just don't care about what others have to say about you :) Just continue being hyper. Flash people if they stare at you. Or slap them for staring. You could also ask them to mind their own businesses and to take their eyes off you, lest you dig their pupils out. If your boyfriend can't stand people staring, just screw him and get a new one ;) After all, there are plenty of fish in the sea.

Oh, just continue your bar top dancing. It's fun I know :) Just use waxing strips for hair removal. You wouldn't want another hairy baboon-ish episode would you?? Make sure N0 pubic hair is left. Kill it ALL!! Use weed killer if you want. Don't take depressant pills. No such thing, I think. Don't ever EVER suppress your happiness, not for anyone in the world. Now sweetie, go out there and have FUN!! ;)

Love, Miss Moon.

Next day's headlines: 18 year old girl arrested for flashing her boobs in public. Followed by her privates. She claimed they were itchy because she used weed killer to eliminate hair.

Haha Rich is going to have a spasm again!! ;)

Love,
Your evil Shia aka Miss Moon.

The nature un-rhyme.

Funny pictures :P (Eye candy)











My eyes lit up as I stared into the misty sky,
Pure lust as I watched the stars and moon in the night sky,
I thirstily drank it in, hungrily devoured the beautiful serenity
Of the night sky.

Suddenly, smoke filled the scene.
I was hurt. How could humans do this??
The crackling of a forest fire,
All the animals rushing out.

Squirrels squealed, elephants trumpeted.
I just stared in horror.
The moon had gone into hiding,
So had the stars.

And suddenly, heavens opened.
Poseidon and Zeus came roaring out.
Angry were they for humans had ceased to care,
For Mother Earth so dear; her tears she shed.

Poseidon unleashed his merciless anger.
A whole tsunami swept out of the ocean.
Zeus threw his thunderbolt.
A quarter of of mankind was destroyed.

They didn't stop; so angry were they with humans.
Only when Athena graced us,
With her beauty and wisdom,
Did the two Greek gods stop their wrath.

A rainbow formed, the seas became calm.
The planets aligned but the air became hot.
That was a punishment from them to us.
Global warming and heat, unmerciful.

Love, Shia. (The nature lover)

Jim Brickman feat. Wayne Brady - Beautiful

Life

We live day by day with the sun,birds,insects,friends,family and work.But from the creation of time to now we have lost many things.We have lost the feel of the wind,the touch of the earth,the look of time and the love of friends as we live longer.We lose our sense once we work.The time in the office use to be time of laughs,time for friends,time with family,time of sports.We have used so much time and life is knocking at our doors asking if we are going to work.As life has his legs tied down while our mouths controlled but the world we have to say yes.But in out minds and hearts we say no,because we want the time to run,the time to sit back and laugh,the time with friends,the time of our LIVES.The start to end of life is a journey,we start off wondering what are we going to do,then we find our goal,but on the way we end up lost and wish we were back at the start,Once we reach our goal we think back and wonder why we set the goals,why did we take that route,why did we not follow the stream,why did we follow the map.We wish we were back at the start.But once we reach the end of the journey we can go any where else.We go home older,tired,weaker,filled only with memories of the experiences.Is that what life is about about having the joy early then go through misery of up`s and down`s and finally be left with only the memories.I say NO,life is a road trip with only pit stops but never settle down,we only settle down once we die,the tires might puncture,the petrol will finish but we will always have the fun and laughs during those times.Never to get mad,upset or unappreciated but to always have laughs,joy and energy till the day we die and the car wont die before us.That is what life is

The plain truth.

October, and me :) Far right and left.

Sometimes, the world is harsh in judgements especially when they don't know a thing about you but want to bring you down.

Hold your head up high :) Let them spread rumors. It's all pointless lies and the truth will always prevail anyway. They're probably just jealous or intimidated :) Haha.

Sometimes, our tears mix with the evils of the world. And we can't do much but to let it flow. Judgement shall fall upon the judges. Those that do things, will get it back in their faces :)

Well, sigh* That's just the world :) Let's give them a roar!!

The night is still young :) Oh gosh, I'm talking nonsense. Haha.
I shall sign off here, for fear that I'll bored you poor darling audience to death :)

P.s# Wink to my lovely October ;) Thanks for following this blog as well.

Love,
Shia.

Miss Moon, case 3.

Case# 3.

Dear Miss Moon, I'm a high school student. I'm quite average. But there are a group of girls that always pick on me. They spam my Facebook wall, they call me names in school, and they embarrass me in front of the boys in school. They call me Miss flat-chest and stinky-feet and worse names. I just feel sick to the guts everytime I get bullied. I just wish I could stop them.

It's becoming terrible and I'm even starting to get nightmares about them. That's how bad they are :( Once, they brought the guys into the shower room while I was changing. I had my period and the guys saw me butt naked with only a tampon string hanging out. I'm really humiliated. Can you please teach me how to get back at them?? People tell me, revenge is a dish best served cold. Is that true, Miss Moon??

Miss Sad :(

My reply:

Dear Miss Sad, change your name to Miss-I-don't-care. Then the world will see your confidence and know you're amazing. Don't let those mean girls get to you. They're probably jealous. You can get back at them by taking pictures of them without make up. Girls like these are superficial and brainless and would NEVER be caught dead without their blush or eyeliner/eyeshadow. Just snap a few shots of them after their showers. I bet they even wear make up in bed.

Spam their wall back, honey. Bitch slap them if necessary. Don't ever let them bring you down. Hold your chin up high and walk like you own the runway. You're a beautiful girl and you deserve the honor of it all. The girls are most probably just jealous that you have both the brains and the beauty. Send them hate mail stating how much you hate them. Steal their boyfriends. Grab them and snip off their hair when they embarrass you. And pour acid on their faces so they'd be uglier than they already are. This will teach them. And yes my dear, revenge is a dish best served cold.

Now go and freeze that dish up my sweetie.

The next day's headlines: High school girl arrested for vulgarities, and being out of control. Also charged for assault and blackmail all in one.

Haha another one of my crazy Miss Moon spasms :p

Love, <3 Shia.

Days the was and days that come

The sun rises to break dawn,the moon rises to break dusk,we go through the day with all our energy to walk,run,talk,work and speak.We reach home to shower and eat,to do our work,our assignments.To bed we wish but to the table we go,to sit and work with our revived energy.Where do we go from here,to work in an office just so we can continue to stay in our home so we can revive our energy to work even more.The day of rest will come but it only last a day as when the following day comes we turn to zombies for the office,worker ants for the whole country so that we can carry our our duties to work even more.But on the day we retire from work we are to old to play on computers,to run the tracks,to walk the parks,to aged to run the beaches,to eat the food that we loved so dear when we were children,to tired to laugh to a joke,to play a game of football,to weak to bowl at the bowling alley and to stiff to play a simple game of pool.We all study hard just so we can work until we`re old and unable to enjoy life.
To climb a mountain from god given nature we must wait till we are given the day off.To drive our cars on the roads to enjoy the air and scenery blessed on this world,we must get tied down to a chair or never get the chance of a chair.To feel the wind on our faces our rain in our hands we must run for cover so our papers don`t get wet just so we can keep a job.This world has been blessed with so many wonderful things but we cant enjoy it as humans but at zombies that just fill the gap of space we call our home.
But at zombies we work to buy a bigger car,to eat the best food,to live in a big house,to live our LIFE in for walls,to care for the one`s we love and sacrifice our LIFE for the briefcase in hand and give it to the bible of industry,greed,lust,leisure.Because it is when we leave our life for work we leave Love,laughter,friendship,joy,freedom,time and hope,for the brighter day has left and the day for grey and white has come to suck our life out and leave us as an empty shell of what we were before.

People

We are all humans,we all have a mind,heart,spirit and soul...But as humans we expect others to be as what they look like,to be able to understand what ever only you think,to do something your way,to judge you for where you are from or what they heard you did..People never question at first but assume,they assume a guy is tough and unable to express him self at times(just saying not specific to anyone) or a girl is fragile and is always emotional..But it is possible for a guy to be tough yet be emotional when he wishes,it is possible for a girl to be tough when she want..It`s never what other people think of you but it is what you think of your self..to walk tall with pride for knowing what you are and what you are able to do..to know your skills and to advance those skill not the skill people want you to have..They don`t control your mind,they don`t pump your heart when you get excited,they don`t give you the instinct to move when you want to move..They don`t say who you deserve to be with..They only can advise and suggest..always remember that..You are who you are,be it fat or slim,tall or short,ugly or handsome..you use your bad and look again at it n rethink is it really bad? If you are fat and want to be thin then exercise but only when you honestly know the limit,if you`re ugly then try a different clothing or make-up to highlight what beauty only you have...We are all people n we are who we are from we have done..so Let others and the "judge" of you but those are actors that never judge them selves...Judge your self because it`s you that knows your self best

The night and you

The day has passed,the sun and birds are asleep..The moon is watching over while the stars greet us.It`s after rain and a puddle ripples with the drops from a tree.It`s a-top a hill i stand with the wind blowing at my face and arms stretched open.I close my eyes and open my ears to the music of the crickets,the song of the people,the rhythm
of the city..My mind glides above it all and dances to the beat...Then i open my eye`s to see the dance of the lights of cars,signs,houses and the simple sight of insects flying around the light of a lamp-post...It`s beautiful and calm and only one think comes to mind and that your face(not miss moon)...The image of your smile with the sound of your laugh..It makes my heart skip a beat while my mind focuses on you.It`s your eye`s so deep,your hair that flows with the wind like a cloth of silk,your lips of rubies with a heart of gold..It`s the night that surrounds me but it`s you that is with me...

The time spent

The day has passed,with many moments and many pauses...The laugh from a joke,a drop of sweat from a walk,the chatter with friends and the meeting of them..It has been time well spent..The classes at college the tuition at home,the songs heard from the radio to the tunes sung in our mind...The night has fallen with a silent hello,the owls watch over with the moon standing guard,the starts are dancing to the song of the crickets..The birds rest in their nest while we rest our heard..A dream to come with time 2 spear...we close our eye`s and open our minds..Time has been spent n waiting to be spent

Miss Moon, case 2.

Oh look. It's Miss Moon staring at you!!

Wow, for the first time, THE AUTHORS met up!! Haha. For some reason, Rich hasn't been updating the blog. I on the other hand am handling three blogs now :S

Let's have another funny post from Miss Moon :)

Case# 2.

Dear Miss Moon, I'm an animal trainer. I usually train lions but have quit that job since my left hand got bitten off by one when I was whipping it. I train elephants now. I teach them stunts in circus rings. Recently, one of my elephants sat on my head when I was pushing it up. I now have a deformed face. Please tell me what I can do to gain back my self confidence. I wish I had been more careful. I do not dare to go out in public now. The elephant sitting on my head injured my face. It is pretty bad and I do not dare to look into the mirror. I even smashed my bedroom mirror out of frustration.

By, Mr Crookednose.


My reply.

Well, animals are NOT meant to be made to do foolish tricks for humans.I'm glad the lion bit off your hand. It was probably saying, "There!! That'll teach you to mess with me, silly human." :) First things first, brace for the worst. It is yet to come since you smashed a mirror. Seven years of bad luck for you, Crookednose my man. Pushing an elephant up from the back was not a very wise idea. I suggest you get a pair of good brains. You could purchase them at *CheatPeople.com* (Disclaimer: ALL these are fictional, direct from the author's scheming mind)
Why don't you go and buy a box of crayons and a paperbag at Barney's?? They're having a crayon sale apparently. You can then draw the face of your dreams on the paperbag. Then, put in on your head. Oops, cut two holes for the eyes, a hole for the mouth and another hole for your nose, unless you don't want to breathe :)
You can now go out into the world again. Also, change your name :) You will no longer be Crookednose but Paper Face.

News headlines the next day: Man going by the name of CrookedNose committed suicide allegedly taunted by Miss Moon. He suffocated by putting his head into a paper bag.

Cheers, your sadist, Miss Moon :)

Love, hugs and kisses, Shia.
My apologies for the long dry spell.
A candid shot for you all :)



(I look Chingko) LOL. <3